May 2013
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diaras:
aunteeblazer:
kaykonut:
felizneridan:
zarry:
i cant breathe
WHAT
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET AND IM GLAD IT FOUND ITS WAY TO TUMBLR
im crying
He’s so proud too.
letlove-bleedr3d:
lolyoureabitch:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
EVEN WHEN I HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L...
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badpeopleanonymous:
variablejabberwocky:
hypotheticalwoman:
3rdrudy:
emerald-observance:
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imsarahcate:
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timewarp-grrrl:
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the...
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jaredhower:
i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
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isaidgoodpeacock:
Now that’s Fred’s gone, who’s going to play every single type of ethnicity
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
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Now that New Girl is on hiatus
and-this-is-not-a-test:
my life is equivalent to day 441 1/2 of 500 days of summer
dont touch me
derwaltzink:
Jules wakes up and stares into his mirror. he ponders aloud the same question that he does every morning: “do i look like a bitch”
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nepeter:
australians don’t have sex
australians mate
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
graysea:
Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
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DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via brucewaynes)
georgedickham:
have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up
cinemaria:
I think the second to last episode of Hannibal will be the one where everyone finds out that he cooks humans.
The season finale will just be 44 minutes of everyone who has eaten his meals just like
ostracizedpoodle:
life has never given me lemons
sodamnrelatable:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”